Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you
somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
hearing a story thats obviously made up
if you are having a bad day, take a look at this.
#129: Magikarp #131: Lapras #278: Wingull
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
patricks hate for evening out with your girlfriend keeps me young
*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*